Did I fall asleep?
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u wanna say that to my face bitch?? ??? well please dont it will hurt my feelings

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if you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her maybe you should take a look at your hands

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My daughter is blind! She is blind and tiny and helpless and fragile. She cannot help you!

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I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

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I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

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no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese

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smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.




Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly


This is GOLD

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if your cecil headcanon isn’t realistic fish head what’s even the fucking point


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2.02. Fever

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*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*
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the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS

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“hey do u like plants” (me flirting) 

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