Did I fall asleep?
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dutchster:

moan louder every time the cashier scans one of your items

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emmylouuwho:

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Lupita Nyong’o attends Marie Claire Celebrates May Cover Stars on April 8, 2014 in West Hollywood, California.

Lupita Nyong’o attends Marie Claire Celebrates May Cover Stars on April 8, 2014 in West Hollywood, California.

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    Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
    Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
    Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
    foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
    Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
    Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
    Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
    Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
    Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
    Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
    Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
    Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
    Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
    Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
    Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
    Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
    Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
    Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
    Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
    Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
    Violet: Do you like where you're from?
    Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
    Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
    Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
    Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
    Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
    Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
    Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
    Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
    Dandelion: Do you think you're important?
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drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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words-are-vibrations:

Read from the bottom up. This is important. 

words-are-vibrations:

Read from the bottom up. This is important. 

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anagnori:

"You’re asexual? Aw, what a waste."

Gee, sorry, I didn’t realize that my body was a commodity that existed to be used and taken by other people.

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People don’t like her because it’s the making of her, right now. When she, sometime soon in the future, becomes this person that she’s been kind of building up to, for the past three seasons, now four, then people will really begin to root for her. I think even the audience doesn’t realize she’s such a dark horse. If she acted badass and tried to kill everyone there, she would be dead by now! She’s so intelligent, and I can’t stress that enough. Courtesy is a lady’s armor. She’s using her courtesy to deceive people, and she’s using her former self as a facade, and it works so much to her advantage, because people still think she’s this naive, vulnerable, little girl, and she’s really not. She knows exactly what she’s doing. She knows what game she’s playing! And no one else does. And she’s learned from the best — Cersei, Margaery, Tyrion, Littlefinger, even Joffrey. She’s learned so much from these people, and they don’t even realize it. They’re unwittingly feeding her to become this great kind of manipulator. King’s Landing can either make or break a person, and in Sansa’s case, it’s making her.

Sophie Turner, in response to Sansa hate (x)

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my-ponchoboys:

Kazza - St Louis Comic Con - April 6, 2014

my-ponchoboys:

Kazza - St Louis Comic Con - April 6, 2014

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#lol
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eabernathy:

halloween in Australia

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  1. Kiss like you mean it.
  2. Remember their birthday, every year.
  3. Make them feel special, even on a monday night with a forecast of rain.
  4. Befriend their Mom, she will tell you stories that no one else can.
  5. Order each other food at restaurants, just to try something new.
  6. Shower together, you may learn to love your body, by seeing the desire and passion in your partners eyes.
  7. Leave notes when you go out for the day, it will make you feel safe.
  8. Watch the Breakfast Club, and pump up your fist in the end, even if it only happens once.
  9. Care for each other when sick, soup is the easiest thing to make.
  10. Make chocolate covered strawberries in summer simply because you can.
  11. Go fishing with their Dad, and listen to what he has to say, even if he may have trouble saying it.
  12. Give each other little presents, even if its just a rose on friday the 13th.
  13. Get angry, but forgive.
  14. Love, love with all you’ve got.

14 things to remember in a relationship (via february4teenth)

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1. Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.

2. Once you’ve stopped faking your fucking orgasms, use this newfound honesty throughout the rest of your life - stop ordering coffee you don’t actually like; stop sitting at a desk and allowing people to treat you like shit in the hopes that a meek attitude will earn you a promotion (it won’t); stop telling people they can finish your food when you’re not actually done yet. These may seem petty, but they add up, just like every orgasm you didn’t actually get to have.

3. If you wanna dance all night, dance all fucking night. Dance all night even if you have work in the morning. The worst that will happen is you’ll drink RedBull all day and look like a zombie - pass it off as a head cold to the real zombies you work with and flick through the embarrassing photos you’re being tagged in as you pretend to take a shit for some peace and quiet. I promise, you’ll remember dancing all night in ten years, not the suspicious way your boss looked at you that morning.

4. If your ass looks big in that, that’s a good thing.

5. You will never be as young as you are this second. Embrace it.

6. Embrace the fact that you’re going to get older. Ask your boyfriend if he will still love you when you’re seventy and your tits are down to your knees. Look forward to this time - seventy year old women are allowed to do pretty much whatever they want, and no-one can stop them. You can carry candy in your bag and not share it with a single soul. You can stay home all day and cross-stitch expletives onto handkerchiefs for your grandchildren and slip them under the table out of sight of the people you raised. You can drink whisky at 10am. Every phase of your life is going to be amazing for different reasons. Embrace that.

7. A lot of people will pretend to love Bukowski. Don’t pretend to love Bukowski if you don’t love Bukowski. It’s overplayed and no-one will mind if you actually like Virginia Andrews instead - the people who do mind are boring.


Some more little life lessons, by Daisy Lola. (via spearmintblonde)