cryptid
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Hasan Minhaj feat. “Okay, but Tan, I’ll look like _____” +
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0ndo:
You can control white people by giving them cheese
cheese is so good tho
I got one
lol our society is so structured on binaries that people think cats are the opposite of dogs
we also regard dogs as “masculine” and cats as “feminine” to the point that it’s “weird” for men to love cats, women and gay men are stereotyped as liking cats, and creepiest of all, cats are stereotyped as “sexy” animals
Im 100% grossed out by this
this fits into my confusion as to why it’s perfectly acceptable to hate cats but blasphemy to hate dogs
That last comment just fucked me up
love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be
please look at my cat’s feet
gay culture is falling in love with the pretty cashier who helped you for two minutes
gay culture is being a cashier and falling in love with the person you helped for two minutes
Carol (2015)
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Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.
that was a religious experience
me
I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.
His little ears flopping in he wind
THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE
adz:
honestly same
Why wouldn’t you tho?
pure goodness
free carwash
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One of my favourite Welcome to Night Vale quotes- beautiful and spooky and lovely.
size of the donut hole through the years (Via keepfilming)
Interesting. Reverse the chart and it’s my asshole through the years.
why would you comment that
brain: do you have your wallet?
me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*
me: yeah
my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing
i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second
The mom friend override